Riding Jaw

When one is gurning so hard they’re literally riding their jaw.

“Me and Connor slammed 6 eccies each last night”
“Aye I saw the snapchat, you cunts we’re both riding jaw pretty hard”

Muffin Clutcher

A derogatory name for a homosexual implying that one holds a testicle sack in their hand.

“Aw do you know that Dave Andrews?”

“Aw yeah he was a total muffin clutcher”