Russian Beating

A beating that involves mainly hitting someone in the back of the head several times with a blunt object of some sort while choking/strangling them. Sometimes performed while Russian Hardbass is played in the background

In other news, the Russian Gopniks strike again, this time giving a homosexual a Russian Beating.

Scottish Beating

A well and good raw beating garnished with an extremely hard hit to the genitals

In an attempt to make my community safe, I gave a random drug dealer in my neighborhood a Scottish beating.

Josh Gund

To distract someone momentarily to make a quirky or quick escape

My friend felt very uncomfortable talking to the intimidating man dressed in sunglasses and a black and white suit so I had to Josh Gund him by throwing a coin near him to distract him

Violently American Sex

Public sex between a man and a woman that involves the man screaming at the top of his lungs about how masculine he is

So I was in Tennessee the other day when I heard some screaming and I noticed it came from a couple having sex on the roof of their house. The man in the act was screaming shit like “YES!!!!!! GIVE IT TO ME!!!!! I AM THE MOST WORTHY OF SEX!!!!!! I NUKED AN ENTIRE CITY OUTTA EXISTENCE PISSED ON THE BODIES OF BAD PEOPLE I SHOT TO DEATH, AND I OWN MORE GUNS THAN THE AMOUNT OF BEERS YOU’VE HAD!!!! FUCK YEAH MATHAFUCKAS!!!!! And the woman was just there like “aww yeah I love that gimme more. They seemed to be having Violently American Sex

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