masturbation

when you beat the absolute living shit out of your meat package so fucking hard, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum" or "jizz", rapidly shoots out of your penis hole at 800 miles an hour.

it can also lead to your girlfriend becoming pregnant and having children if shooting out your hot sticky jizz while your erect, fat, thick, juicy cock is located inside of her vagina/pussy.

(alone (masturbating))
guy: omagash im boutta cum a large quan-titty of kids after this daily and excessive masturbation

(with partner)
guy: oh my gosh im gonna shoot my hot cum inside of your pussy!!!!!!!11111
girl: shoot it inside of me daddy uwu

comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers

guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.

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Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.

Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)

KP

Can mean 1 of these 3 things:

1. Kaiju Paradise
2. Kupujem Prodajem
3. Kurac Picka

Guy 1: Hey dud, wanna play KP?
Guy 2: Kupujem Prodajem?
Guy 1: No dumbass, Kaiju Paradise!
Guy 2: Oh ok my bad bro

jesus chrits

when you misspell jesus christ.

jesus christ

person 1: jesus chrits is our lord and savior.
person 2: true, but, chrits????!! CHRITS!!??!?!??!!?
person 1: oop
person 1 (again): jesus christ*

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masturbating

when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.

but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.

also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.

(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done

(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu

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Squid Dog

The guy from Changed.

And by "the guy", i mean a boss that you fight in the game. Basically a mixture of a Squid and a Dog (duh).
I think his friend, if he even has one, is Tiger Shark.

Colin: Whats that in the water?
You: Wathc out itz the squid dog from the furry fetish gaem called Changed!!!11
Colin: Holy shit, Puro helpp!!!!