penguin fucker

Windows-bashing Linux user.

Dammit, that penguin fucker just threatened to replace me with a simple shell script because I use Windows.

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in-fucking-credible

Very unbelievable. more so due to the fucking in the middle of it.

-Did you see that car blow up,
in-fucking-credible

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necrophiliac

probably derived from greek 'necro' having something to do with the dead and 'philia' meaning something to do with sex. Therefore meaning shagging the contents of a sarcophagus or fantacising about the aforementioned act while masturbating or something like that. Also see necrophiliac necropedophile necromancy necromancer necropolis necromantic

Jack dreams about Lisa Riley dead and covered in paint, I call that necrophilia.

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fool

1. A court jester
2. A clumsy or stupid person who is pitied by Mr.T

1. Bring me my fool, i am in need of entertainment.
2. Ah pity the fool who tries to mess with T.

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Sam I am

Character out of the Dr. Seuss classic 'green eggs and ham' who tries to encourage the other nameless character to eat green eggs and ham.

Would you like them in a boat?
Would you like them with a goat?
I would not like them in a boat,
I would not like them with a goat,
I do not green eggs and ham,
I do not like them Sam I Am

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