Laptop Microphone

A really fucking bad microphone that sounds like a built in laptop banana.

Horrible Microphone Kid: OMG IM SO GOOD AT THIS GAME GUYS IM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!
Studio Microphone Guy: Shut the fuck up and stop using your Laptop Microphone

Yo Mama

An old fucking joke generalizing your mom.

Guy: Omg thats as big as...
Guy 2: No, don't.
Guy: YO MAMA
Guy 2: Shut the fuck up already, that joke's old.

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