schmiddy

Bearded hipster term used by micro breweries for a glass of beer that's less, in volume, than a schooner and usually more than a pot or middy.

Free schmiddy of pale ale with every gluten free kale and tofu pizza salad.

fluffessionals

A group of awesome developers who transcend beyond what's commonly believed to be the maximum level of usability fluff to be fluffessionals.

Woh, no way that user interface is so unbelievably awesome, you must be one of the fluffessionals!