Mississippi soup kitchen

The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.

Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.

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orgasmic fusion

Fusing of the penal object and any of various corals as a result of penal stimulation and coral movement upon the object.

Jeff achieved orgasmic fusion while nailing his girlfriend behind Wal-Mart.

Swedish Nail Bomb

A bomb shot beverage.

Ingredients:
1 shot of Jeppson’s Malört

8.4 fl.oz. Red Bull (or energy drink)
16 fl.oz. can of Old style as garnish
Instructions:
Pour a can of Red Bull into a pint glass
Pour a shot of Jeppson’s Malört into a shot glass
Drop the shot into the Red Bull right before drinking
Enjoy

Me: This is cause for a celebration; Swedish Nail Bombs for the whole table!
Friend: Eww I don’t like Malört

Me: Fuck you