Luke

The guy that always tries to be funny with his horrendous sense of humor. Some may even say he is a sweaty try hard. Others bow down and worship. While a Luke may come off as a moronic douchebag, you can always find him caring about others and so sentimental. He practically cries himself to sleep every night. Although a Luke can be known to be a great tongue throated, he is terrible in bed. You might as well fuck a goat

Person 1: “Bro, did you hear that farm animal bellowing like a bitch last night?”
Me: “It was probably Luke, let’s be honest”

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