Homo Sapiens Retardus

An offspring of the MySpace generation.

The Homo Sapiens Retardus is, in short, a mentally challenged (self-centered) and/or physically challenged (collar popping) individual. They are usually frowned upon by other members of the Homo genus.

Michael cannot get a passport because he is listed as a 'Homo Sapiens Retardus' in the citizen-register.

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funny balls

What you get from taking roids

if Steroids = true
then
Funny Balls = true

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Ghettoistic

#1
- Mix of the words 'ghetto' and 'spastic', meaning someone whom believes one is ghetto and/or gangsta but in reality is a retard.

#2
- To be gangsta livin' in da hood AKA da ghetto.

"Man, that Jimmy person is a real ghettoistic!"

"Dawg, I be ghettoistic, foo'!"

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Seriousize

A verb -

To seriousize

Present tense:

I am seriousizing
You are seriousizing
He/She/It is seriousizing
We are seriousizing
You are seriousizing
They are seriousizing

Past Tense:

I serious'd
You serious'd
He/She/It serious'd
We serious'd
You serious'd
They serious'd

It is what you do when you need to look serious. You serious.

"Jim was laughing, but then he serious'd because his mum came in."

"Could you guys seriousize a bit?"

"Yo dawg, us street-ghettoistics be seriousizing!"

"To seriousize. Or not to seriousize. That is the question."

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Mirror Five

To high-five your reflection in a mirror.

"Just Think about it; there's only a thin sheet of glass seperating you from your best friend."

Mirror Five.

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