Tear a new asshole

What one might do with a drill-shaped penis.

When I take the bus home afterwards, I won't be able to sit, because they're going to tear me a new asshole.

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urbanazi

An UrbanDictionary moderator/editor who rejects the majority of the entries he or she reviews.

1.
Man: Dude, didn't you submit an awesome definition for "1337" to UD yesterday?
Dude: Yeah, man... The fucking urbanazis rejected it.

2. You, if you reject this submission.

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f1use

A state of mind consisting of bobba.

Mattymetro and Unmindful are totally f1use.

lingam

Lingam (Sanskrit for "shaft of light") is the term for the Hindu god Shiva as represented by a phallus (erect male organ). Usually found in conjunction with the Yoni ('vulva") which represents the goddess Shakti - the source of Creative Energy. They co-join to form Bhrama - the Universe. This is the Hindu Trilogy; the representation of the twins of Creation and Destruction as the highest manifestations or aspects of the One (Bhrama).

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chickdissing

A woman saying “mansplaining”. Or anything else that doesn’t have much substance but is meant to belittle something logical and fact-based that was just said or done, or the (often male) person who said or did it. The (stereo)typical female reaction to what she, while chickdissing, will call “mansplaining”. In other words, what a woman might do after she grew impatient with a man’s talking about something he happens to know stuff about. Or after she grew impatient for no reason obvious to the man talking to her, or to anyone else.

Chick: “London is in Canada, right?"

Dude: "No, it's in England."

Chick: "OMFG STOP MANSPLAINING!!!!!"
Dude: “Stop chickdissing!”

yoni

really cool guy opposite of a pussy

wow look at dat yoni

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kesh

Short for kesher. Another word for a mentally challenged/retard.

Kesher kid walks by.
Spencer: Eww shes sick
Daniel: Dude shes kesh!

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