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When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls
I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday
A shizer wilhelm is any shit you have taken or are about to take that could possibly be your largest or nastiest one. To refer to a past shit as a shizer wilhelm mass defecation must have taken place and the aftermath witnessed by one credible person. Pronounced Shh-eye-zer will-helm
Dude drive faster I'm about to take a shizer wilhelm
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When you dip your balls in oil and deep fry them until ejaculation occurs.
I flocklemphed myself while my dominatrix chicken watched.
When youâre bumming your cousin from behind and she shits on your cock
Me and Melissa had a great shadoog last night
An insult that means you have an autistic cousin with a failed circumcision
Marcus is a flibbity jibbit