Raven

The pseudonym that most up-and-coming Goth girls give themselves, trying to fool the world that they are much more mysterious and dark than they really are. These girls use SPF 100 000 000, never go out in the daylight, dye their long, ratty hair black, and are elitist snobs. They listen to EBM and Industrial and often attend Darkraves.

They have no souls, and if you are dating a cyber-goth, or any sort of relatively good looking boy (or girl), they will attempt to pick him up.

Usually, they are very large, and outfit themselves in PVC, leather, large boots, corsets, etc. Straps, rubber, buckles, false synthetic hair, etc.

Almost always, they look terrible without makeup.

Me: 'Hey, Raven, what's your real name?'

'Raven': 'Raven! I've told you a million times! I'm so dark and Goth that I was born with a full head of black hair and ate my way out of the womb! My mother named me Raven!'

'Raven's' mother calling up the stairs: 'Ashley!!! You didn't change the kitty litter!'

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