beaver buddy

A beaver buddy is a person a woman chooses to allow to perform cunnilingus on them.

I gotta go home and take a shower now. I have an appointment with my beaver buddy in an hour and I have a bad case of gig butt.

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vegitalia

Any type of phallic vegetable placed in the area of a snowman's groin.

Dude, look at that snowman's huge vegitalia!