velvet snatch

A vagina so nice, that when you run your fingers up her pussy it feels like her sisters velvet bed sheets.

'So bro, tells ya boy how was it?'
'It was unreal man, she's a 6 up top but her pussy was a velvet snatch'

Jizziotherapist

The name given to someone who teaches men how to blow big loads

'Should have seen her face man, it was covered!'
'How'd you get so much to come out?'
'My dads been helping me, he's a Jizziotherapist'