colorfications

Skin color or racial background requirements.

Our offer on that house was rejected because we didn’t meet the colorfications to live in that neighborhood.

gigabetes

The disease that makes a device slower either because the internal drive is full or because you’ve used a lot of data and your carrier is throttling your data consumption.

Torrenting all of these 4K shows is gonna give my laptop gigabetes one day.

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I need wifi because it’s the 29th and Verizon gave my phone gigabetes until the 1st.