Roostering

The act, when intoxicated of shitting and vomiting simultaneously. The international symbol for roostering is sometimes confused with the symbol for “walk like an Egyptian”

Alex: Did you see Matt after the party last night?
Obi: Yeah he was roostering on the front lawn!

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Dinkin

When you’re just messing with someone to piss them off, or you’re acting crazy.

“Dang Finn I go away you straight dinkin right now! Can’t I eat my string cheese in peace?”

Mom joke

Any lame joke that a mom makes and laughs way to hard at. Not to be confused with yo mamma jokes.

Alex: did you hear that terrible joke that your mom made?

Obi: yeah, she thought it was funny but it was a total mom joke.

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