Herpules

The biggest, strongest, deadliest and most fucking horrendous nightmare fueling herpes there is. The word strikes fear to anyone who's heard it. It's rumored that the second you get it, your balls will shrink to the size of a walnut.

Ashton: I just got Herpules!
Finn: Did your balls shrink?
Ashton: No, they stayed the same size, why?
Finn: Also, why can i see your massive two inch chode

Asia

A country that cooks dogs.

Kyle: You ever been to Asia?
Jiff: The Fuck is an Asia?

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abcdefuck

when your 1st grade in school and a 9 yr old walks in with a glock

Teacher: Alright kids! Time to go over the ABC's!
Kids: ABCDE
"gunshots"
Kids: fuck
Kids: oh shit abcdefuck haha dies

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Finn

Some fucking idiot on a tv show who's gay for someone named John, some kid with a sword and a weird looking hat, a black guy in star wars, or post malones biological homeless step-son

Finn: Hi john
John: "fingers finn's ass"
Finn: The fuck.

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zqxwcevrbtnymuioplkjhgfdsa

A top tier sign of pure boredom. If you have managed to find this, you are 100% confirmed mentally stronger than shaggy.

John: zqxwcevrbtnymuioplkjhgfdsa
Finn: Fuck was that

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Slooch

Another name for a pussy that is too wet. Like it's so wet that it looks like the flowing stream of a river. The violent, ear shattering thunder of a waterfall. The roaring crash of a river. The calm flow of a dam releasing thousands of gallons of water. The opposite of this definition is called parched lasagna.

Olivia: damn bruh that sick move made me slooch
Aden: god damn thats hot
Finn: smells like fish over here what the fuck close that vagina up

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Faggot

Some fucking idiot named john who steals jokes from other people or if Popeyes says virtually anything funny, he'll repeat the word fifteen thousand fucking times and it becomes stale and unfunny. The only way to stop annoying shitlord scum like this is to beat their fucking face in until they start fucking crying, but they'll likely do that before you throw a punch. In other words, john is a fuck boy who hides behind a paper thin mirage of being a pussy

Popeyes: Herpes
John: No way dude herpes? Herpes? hey guys guess what? HERPES AHAHAHHAHA IM FUNNY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
Popeyes: Shut your fucking mouth you stinky spastic rat looking faggot

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