INSTANT FLACIDITY

When your dong is suddenly gone because you were trying to have sex with your sister then your girlfriend walked in. (That word is only a valid word in cases exactly like this)

I was tryna fuck my sister, but bae walked in and my dick got scared so it let out a loud shout saying "INSTANT FLACIDITY!!!" Which of course activated the power to retract immediately so as to flee a dangerous situation

Lol

Abbreviation for "lick our lillies"

Lillies of course are referring to vaginas.
Used mainly by people with down syndrome who dont understand fucking anything.

"Hey jim what's up!" "Oh nothing much. Just LOLing my girl" *jim of course doesnt have a girlfriend bc hes fucking retarded*