Careville

The most stunning and original school play ever staged; superlative in both conception and execution.

Somebody please give the 'skipton-snaygill-embsay-eastby-cowling' posse a goddamn OSCAR!!!

5👍 5👎

UTDID

An acronym which becca must never discover the meaning of.

I '£!!' '*£$%' '+**' utdid!!!

3👍 10👎

Colchester

A craptastic little town in Vermont.

Aw, you're moving to Colchester? Girl, have fun with the cows.

25👍 108👎

TheGoldCrow

1.) A terrible flash animator
2.) A Ragnorak Addict
3.) a Loner
4.) An annoying egotistical kid who thinks his shit dont stink

TheGoldCrow beats off to Mickthechampion

19👍 11👎

Farrah Abraham

Notorious reality star who got her start on 16 & pregnant (MTV) and teen mom series. Known to many as a compulsive liar and someone with a massive ego +delusions of self grandur, believing she is the greatest being on the planet.

Farrah Abraham uses the victim card like a pro, always picking fights with everyone from cast members and even her own family. When she is backed into a corner she brings out her ultimate weapon: Crying.

Crying usually happens when people she belittles has a back bone or doesn't automatically agree with her. The crying doesn't help her but makes her the subject of hilarious internet mimes.

A plastic surgery addict who shocked the world by admitting to actually gone under the knife only to make her more artificial.

Janey: did you catch Teen Mom Reuion? Amber should have knock Farrah down a few pegs.

Becky: Farrah Abraham has the emotional maturity of a two year old trapped in a mid twenty's body.

11👍 4👎

Woman

1. Female of the human species. For counterpart, see also Man.
2. Is neither inherently superior, nor inferior to the male. What she lacks, he possesses and vice versus. Only distinguishable via genitalia.
3. Generally an emotional creature due to inherent hormonal physically traits resultant of genitalia necessary for child bearing.
4. Physically weaker than the male and, due to societal emphasis on physical prowess, tends to be forced/assume the role of an inferior or subservient creature thus the "prettier" of the species.
5. Tends to think with the right brain (creative) and thusly tends to be more creative than male counterpart.
6. Eve: purveryed of sin into the world.
7. Biologically, the muscular system of the female is considerably less developed than that of the male, however the bone structure/density of the female is far superior (as necessary for biological reproduction), thus contributing to the longer life span of the female.
8. When treated right, best damn thing any man could ever hope to have.

That poor woman needs an epidural!
That woman is HOW old?!
What a woman!

4095👍 5467👎

Deacon Francis

A man with a large cranium

Look, he's got a Deacon Francis!!!

4👍 11👎