Badger Answer

When a response to an inquiry is a preposterous denial of the need for such things. Comes from the classic movie VHF, "Badgers?! We don't need no stink'en badgers!". This is often used in the Technical Management world when asking for policies, standards, process or procedural documentation.

Rex to Bill "could you send me over the process documentation for those widgets?"

Bill to Rex "Well, we don't really have those. we didn't think we needed them."

Boss to Rex: "Did you get all the Service Management documentation?"
Rex to Boss: "Sorry boss, I got the badger answer"

NASFWGT

Not a single fuck was given today

Merkel, "Can you believe stupid doesn't hurt"
Rex, "Dude who cares? NASFWGT"

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Coffee Paradox

When you haven't had any coffee so you don't have the cognitive ability to make coffee.

Person 1, "Dude why is Person 2 standing there drooling in front of the coffee machine?"

Person 3, "They're suffering from the coffee paradox."
Person 2, *drools*

Think type

Think typing is what happens when your primary mode of communication goes from your mouth to your hands. You start to type words and not saying them.

Maria: *sigh*
Rex: What are you 'sighing' about?
Maria: What? I don't even remember typing that
Rex: Musta think typed it

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