Dumbledeuce

n. Dum.bull.doose.

A poo of such magical and mythic proportions, and with the curvature of a mighty wand, it could have been conjured by one of the bravest and most powerful wizards ever known.

"I just took one that looked all crooked and hard like the walking cane of a wizard."

"Expellianus! 'Twas a Dumbledeuce!"

Sprundles

n. (Spruhn-dullz)

A type of candy dessert.

In order to prepare proper Sprundles you need a package of Sprees, a really good friend, and a fully unkempt taint. Lie on your back, flip your legs over your head and have your buddy place the Sprees throughout your grundle bundle. Voila! Fresh Sprundles.

We went over to Joey's last night, had a few drinks, and then he made Sprundles.

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