Brandon Klingerman

A man with absolutely gyatt worthy booty cheeks that will make any man go full axel in Harlem mode when they see him bouncing down the street with his absolutely massive dumpy

I saw Brandon Klingerman on my way to work today, safe to say I definitely “got to work” after that (;.

Isaiah acker

A big oiled-up black man who appears in your house and tries to penetrate you if say his name in a mirror at 3 am

YouTuber “Jaystation” has died of big d penetration after after saying “Isaiah Acker” in the mirror at 3 am,