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financial enema

To have one's bank accounts and/or other financial holdings thoroughly cleaned out, usually through one's own foolishness or stupidity. To have the deposits ejected suddenly from one's personal or professional financial network.
Winners of big lottery winnings and "professional" sports figures are often relieved of their financial windfalls this way. Ya gotta luv it! A fool and his/her money are soon parted!

Man, my attorney was a useless turd; my ex and her damn attorney really cleaned me out... I got a real financial enema.

by You_Da_Monster December 27, 2017


torqued out a Lincoln Log

When someone cranks out a prodigious-sized turd. Often accompanied by gasps of pain, but followed by a feeling of great physical and emotional relief.

Holy Shit! I just torqued out a Lincoln Log. I hope it doesn't stop up the toilet!

by You_Da_Monster September 4, 2011

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