Dandy ass

A dandy ass is always well kept and finely admired. It should always be firm and full, not quite fat. A proper treat to the slap of the hand, or the testicals, if that’s what you’re working with. If found on a horse, it should shed the rain well and never be messy or stinky (and also good to the slap of the hand, or the testicals).

“My god that ones got a dandy ass!”