Thick4Thicke

The act of willing a Boner in respect to Alan Thicke.

"Bro, I got so thick4thicke when I was watching a Growing Pains rerun last night. Mad respect."

text courage

Noun. When someone relays every important or significant message of their life over text because they don't have the real courage to look the person in the eye, and do it.

"Martha, I'm using my text courage here, will you marry me?" 9:45 p.m.

"Martha, again, I'm using my text courage here, and I'm breaking up with you." 9:46 p.m.

"Martha, once again, I'm relying on my text courage, and I think we should get back together." 9:47

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godmilf

Noun. The Godmother of a child that you want to fuck. A Godmilf is usually younger, sexier and prettier than the actual mother of the child.

A Godmilf is a woman that a male finds physically attractive, and wants to penetrate her pussy with preferably his penis.

An added benefit of finding a Godmilf is that your chances of actually having sex with her increase, since most milfs are already taken. While Godmilfs can be married, a majority of Godmilfs in the United States are still single according to a report from American Hospital Journal.

One major upside of the Godmilf is that the likelyhood of her vagina being torn up decreases dramatically when compared to a milf.

"Bro, do you see that Godmilf over there? There's no way that can be the mom. She's too young."

"Dude, if that's a Godmilf, I'm going to be all over that."