Gavin

Gavin is a kind handsome young man, that is very smart and athletic.

Mike: Bro Gavin just trucked my shit in football today
John: Bro I know he's an absolute unit on the field

Eli

Eli is someone addicted to stake.com, he will gamble your life savings away with no regret. His haircut possibly costs less than the change in his pockets.

Boyfriend: Bitchass eli is on stake again.

Eli: Bro shut up it's due it's going to hit

Mac

Questionably large slim Jim.

Vanessa: That doesn't look real
Mac: Of course it is