Amelieculiosis

noun
A very rare condition that originates within the temporal lobe of the brain causing a lack of effort and emotional distress for his/her companion without any explanation or remorse. Other symptoms include a cold heart, bipolar disorder, lack of communication, and bigotry.

Damn bro I miss her so much. I think about her every day, too bad she has Amelieculiosis.

Suitis

noun
A rare condition in which a female is constantly begging for attention and will not leave a nigga alone. Can also cause heartlessness.

Synonyms include: "asking for too much"

Yo bro I'm just tryna play some GTA, this bitch definitely got Suitis.

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Eriselirosis

noun
A fairly common condition that causes extreme pettiness and unexplainable lapses of judgment and irrationality. Caution: very contagious, may spread to significant other.

Its been a year already bro and I still can't stop thinking about this bitch, I think she gave me Eriselirosis.