Brian

A name. He’ll probably be that weirdo at your school who’s obsessed with chickens. He may or may not be dating a chicken.

Guy 1: Do you know Brian?
Girl 1: That kid who’s engaged with a chicken?
Guy1: .... He’s engaged?!? With a chicken too!?!
Girl 2: Yeah , I heard he married Nugget last week and they’re currently on their honeymoon.

Guy 1: I should have never asked ....

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Uno

The Game That Ruins Friendships

what happens after playing Uno:

"You were supposed to use a reverse, not a wild card, Carl!"

"I hate you, Jack!"

"Well, those two have ended their friendship."

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Zero Two

A overly simped on character that isn’t even good.

I’m honestly about to piss off a lot of people. Zero Two isn’t even good tbh

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