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the da vinci code

An Awful book by experienced thriller-writer DaN Brown. The book is awful because it is based on false evidence, and makes riDiculous claims. The wRiting itself is hardly good. Brown is following the ainciEnt formula for a thriller. Anyone who is suprised, interested, or in any Way mentally provoked by the book is stupid.

You: Yo man! "The Da Vinci Code" kicks major ass!

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP MOTHERFUCKER. No, dude, it doesn't.

You: Yeah, it rules! It revoloutionized my view of the world, and immersed me in the FAlse hIStories of people I never really understood before(, being stupid).

Me: HAHAHA YOU FOOL!! THAT'S BULLSHIT!!! I can teach you More (reAl) history in tweNty minutes than you learned in that shitty-ass book! I'm going to pop a cap in yo momma motherfucker!

by Your mom May 19, 2006

37πŸ‘ 91πŸ‘Ž


ling

(n) The sound made when you throw a pan against a hard surface such as a wall or a floor. This is commonly done by Chinese people in order to name their children. Thus, there are millions of chinese people named: Ling, Ching, Ang, Ding, Dong, Chang, Pang, etc.

After throwing the customary pan against the metal wall, the old man heard the sound "Ling!" and immeadeately named his newborn song Ling.

by Your mom February 12, 2005

48πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


scrotal

adj; person who is an absolute choad(see choad).

See that guy over there in the sombrero? He is so fucking scrotal.

by Your mom February 19, 2004

3πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


shut up, Cyrus!

a phrase used to respond when being spoken to by a retard

Ray-Ray the Retard: Wub? Wub?
Normal Person: Shut up, Cyrus!

by Your mom September 7, 2003

15πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


I said good day!

When the old english people had to reapeat themselves, you know they wre pissed off!

Leave me alone already and leave!

by Your mom November 13, 2003

37πŸ‘ 104πŸ‘Ž


Manteca

Manteca otherwise known as "teca" town is known for the famous Manteca Waterslides. Now that the waterslides are being torn down to build housing developments this little central valley town will have nothing to be known for.

The Manteca Waterslides!

by Your mom March 18, 2005

95πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


herbivore

Variation of the commonly known slang "Herb". An upgrade if you will.

Tool, loser, fag, etc....

Yo this party is Staight Gordon Herb, mad herbivore's be lurking....Nah mean Johnson?

by Your mom November 30, 2004

7πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž