Beef Washington

An interesting sexual position that only works during male-female sex and involves missionary but the only exception is that the male wears a white wig (on his cock/penis/phallus/shaft/dick/schlong/human stick shift/tower of power) the woman on the other hand, has to have a tattoo above the vagina that says “Mississippi River” and the rest is history

Guy 1: What’s up dude, did you do sex last night?
Guys 2: Yeah man, Makayla and I did the Beef Washington

Algabag

I can’t believe you searched this up, it’s an offensive term to the Wyandot tribe located in Ohio, it means “Ohio nigga”

Brad: Bro shut the fuck up, you fucking algabag
Jamal: bro you can’t say that you aren’t black

Louisiana Musket Loader

An absolute wretched act where one is having safe, consensual sex with their friend’s mother, but proceeds to shave their pubes and insert them inside of her vagina whilst thrusting upon her. (Side effects may include) rug burn, hair in your urethra, ball entanglement, pubic nesting, bird chirping.

Figure 1: “I’m gonna give your mom the good ol’ Louisiana Musket Loader.”

Figure 2: “I don’t even know what that is.”

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