Nerf Stryfe

ONE OF THE BEST NERF FUCKING BLASTERS EVER. LIKE THIS SHIT IS THE GO TO BLASTER FOR NERF WARS, IT CAN TAKE HUGE MAGAZINE LOADS, JUST LIKE YOUR MOM CAN, AND IT’S SEMI AUTO, AND TAKES FLYWHEELS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKING BOSS. YOU CAN MOD IT TO HIT LIKE 100 FPS WITH LIPOS AND EVERYTHING! IT CAN TAKE MORE ATTACHMENTS ON IT THAN YOUR MOM, I DON’T KNOW WHY MOTHERFUCKERS HAVEN’T BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT SOONER OR LATER!!!!!!

Jeff: Yo what’s your favorite Nerf blaster?

Brandon: the motherfucking NERF STRYFE

Jeff: HOLY SHIT YOU’RE SO BADASS