Su-Con

Su-Con was a convention held in Suganda to raise awareness about BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). Because it was held in Suganda, the Sugandeeze became enraged and spread it to the members at the convention. This is how Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits (BOFA) began to spread to other parts of the world. PewDiePie, a popular YouTuber was at this convention and was one of the only attendants to make it out unscathed. The Su-Con was soon forgotten, BOFA was nowhere near done. Four years later in 2018, BOFA began to resurface, killing Ninja, Jacksepticeye, PewDiePie, Markplier, JonTron, and even my dearest friend Bob. Nobody knows how BOFA resurfaced. But the world may never be the same

guy 1: Hey, did you go to Su-Con
guy 2: no, what's that?
guy 1: Su-Con my dick

Sugonda

Sugonda is the birthplace of BOFA (Biologically Offset Farkwonian Asintits). It is located near Sweden. Many of the Sugondese are immune to the strain, but can spread it to others. They cannot progress to the LIGMA (Loose Internal Gene Mi-Asintits) stage. The Sugondese are protective of BOFA and worship it as it keeps out outsiders. At least until Su-Con. The natives are semi – passive until provoked. Once provoked they will surround an outsider and chant BOFA. Once the chief of the Sugondese arrives he will give the outsider BOFA with the ceremonial anal staff. It is described by victims to be the most painful experience of their lives, however most say that something in their mind wanted them to enjoy it. Eventually they give in and the BOFA is placed. It is also believed that the number one youtuber, PewDiePie is from here.

Guy 1: have you ever been to Sugonda
Guy 2: no, where's that?
Guy 1: sugondese balls!

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