A bitch so classy, she bleeds London Grammar.
Antidepressants: Haaaaaave you met Emma?
Baclava: Yeah, the other day she turned a papercut into that Hemmingway booty!
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Going at it with two straws at a strawberry daquerie in a Mexican restaurant.
Doyle and Victoria's mosquito foreplay lead to a sticky mess at Pueblos.