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When your wife is giving birth and you're having 16 panic attakcs at once

Hospital: Good evening Mr.(Insert name here) your wife is giving birth right now!

Husband: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa okay...I'll be there in oneeeee seconnnnnnnnnnnnnd

Do u have r stopid

A language of the gods, that we still don't understand

Subject A: lel u stopid
Subject B: ur an idit
Subject A: do u have r stopid
Subject B: o shit
Subject B : *literally fucking dies*

Fortnite

A stupid fucking game, played by stupid fucking 8 year old's or generally also played by stupid fucking virgins. These stupid fuckers will suck their fucking life into this piece of shit game that NO-ONE will ever fucking understand. People who play this game and actually enjoy this are people who generally have an IQ of -23

Fortnite is a dipshit's game

Dog

Cat'nt

Or Catn't

Or Cat'nt'nt'nt

I got a Catn't

I used to have a Dog'nt, now i have a catn't

Wacky

Wacky is often used to judge a boner, it is used to compliment/diss another male's wacky erection

Example: Ye man, ye got a wacky boner, it's all bent

Example 2: Mah boner is wacky af