Dylan

A man to be feared, the hulk himself lost an arm wrestle against him, if you see someone with this name, their dick is so enormous that it ranges 7-8 football fields. Every man should fear a Dylan, he’s definitely slammed the absolute shit out of your girlfriend and your mother at least three times, if all of the combined knowledge of urban dictionary came together and tried to explain how a man could get so much pussy our mortal brains would melt at trying to comprehend how such a task would be possible

1. Holy fuck, it’s Dylan
2. Don’t say his Fucking name it’s like Voldemort
1. We should run, Dylan is approaching.

1. Holy shit how did Molly die?
2. She spent the night at Dylan’s place.

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