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These r people u have known for the longest time and just stab u in the back. They will shoot u if they get the chance and completely betray.
My fake friends just dated the boy that I like.
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When u hook on to someoneâs tonsils and never let go. This is the best way to fresh kiss a person.
Tonsil fishing is the best thing ever.
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When a guy is such a pussy that you avoid any situation in which a girl might be present so that you won't have to interract with them.
Adam, stop being a girlaphob and come to hang out with me and my girls for the weekend.
Itâs a small lump that shows that u have lost a limb. You will never be able to live a normal life again.
Tyler has a nubbin on his arm and doesnât have a hand
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The most beautiful girl in the world, beautiful inside and out...Lips so sexxy, with big beautiful eyes, sexiest body imagineable... Anyone and everyone who has met her is allured my her loving and kind soul, always smiling and always trying to make other people happy, very loveable
Sharmini is the queen that any pauper, prince or king would desire.
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When u fishing for that nice juicy burger in the deep sea and waiting for the fish to take your bait.
I went hamburger fishing and got the biggest fish in the sea.
Usually a tall, very very handsome male, who's has amazing skill when playing Xbox. He's very good with girls and he prefers tits over ass. He's obsessed with girls and tries to talk to one at least every now and then. He has a very nice body and a nice smile. Good taste in music and he cam defend himself pretty well.
Girl: "Wow Teondre, you're so sexy!"
Call of Duty fanboy: "Wow Teondre you're amazing at Call of Duty, I wish I could be as good as you!"