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When you shove a lightbulb up your arse because 5 minute crafts said your poo could light it
Doctor: why is there a light bulb up your ass
Person: i was lightbulbing
When you comment on someones post calling the hot not knowing their age but then they tell you theyre a minor
Person one: what did jacob do?
Person 2: hes being clapdaddying on my sisters posts
When you shave off your eyebrows during a 2007 britney breakdown and now you're desperately drawing them on with sharpie.
Person one: did you hear about rachel she's gonna shave off her eyebrows
Person 2: bet she'll be eyebrowing after doing it
When you pull the skin on your cheeks and let go so it make a weird nose
Person one: stop cheek wanking its weird
Person 2: *does it again*