bumpin gums

A blowjob.

She's got that mouth that makes me wanna be bumpin gums if you know what I mean.

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FriYAY

The bastardization of the perfectly functional word ‘Friday’.

A word that the mentally incompetent believe to be useful.

"T-G-I-FRIYAY, thanks to my work week being over I can go be an idiot everywhere else!

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Fuck a Burger

slang, high as fuck

So hungry you'd fuck a burger and eat it, so long as it was free.

1: Do you have anything to snack on?
2: Not after that last bowl we smoked.
1: Man, I'd fuck a burger right now.
2: I could fuck a burger.

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ninfriendo

Someone who only hangs out with you because you have the latest console.

"Sam's not really a friend Mom, he only wants to hang out because I have the Xbox 9001. He's a Ninfriendo to the max."

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Gunmouth

–noun, plural -mouths
a person who uses words like bullets, someone who shoots their mouth off, esp. tactless or provocatively.

Ann Coulter? Yeah, she's a gunmouthed psycho cunt.

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