James

The dumbest smart boy you will ever meet. Prefers kicking to socializing with humans. His eyebrows go straight across his face and he employs a total of three different facial expressions. Loves eating kiwis with the skins on. Is the human embodiment of a cringey martial arts movie. His neck is the same width of his head. Only speaks to say weird things no one was talking about and no one understands. Says things like "awkward silence" out loud and thinks it's socially acceptable. Loves jacking off to magic the gathering lore.

Wow look at that weirdo doing a back flip by himself in the corner, what a James.

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