Chronic batchelor

When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.

Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”

Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”

Jemma

The best sex you will ever have in your entire life. If she leaves you you’re screwed because you will only ever see her face every time you orgasm after having her. Nothing compares to Jemma. Jemma smells so good. You will miss her smell for the rest of your life.

Jemma has old fashioned values. She takes care of you better than your own mother ever could. If you’re sick Jem’s got you. She will make you feel so loved. Jemma is stable and reliable and committed. Jemma has a second to none sense of humour for a girl. She is genuinely fun. Jemma makes great food. Jemma gives amazing head. The kind of ride or die wife material you will only meet once in a lifetime… Her farts smell though.

Maaan I miss Jemma

Jemma was the one that got away.

This girl is not as good in bed as Jemma.

I wish I could talk to Jemma right now.

All of my family loved Jemma, I’m not surprised my exes were jealous of her.

Jemma is wife material.