quickshot

noun (insult): A man who ejaculates quickly/prematurely, or who is aroused far too easily in general.

Guy 1: "Holy hell! She's a rocket, eh?"
Guy 2: "Calm down, quickshot. She's a six out of ten at best."

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Onion

A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.

Kyle is just eating this shit up, huh? What a fuckin' onion.

who?

A playful, satirical response to be used in situations where somebody refers to a person or group that you ARE, in fact, familiar with (usually somebody popular/famous), but wish to mock.

The inquisitive tone would normally suggest that you had no prior knowledge of that person/group's existance, but in situations where the person you're talking to knows that you know who they're talking about, it's an implied dismissal (i.e. you're basically saying that you don't give a shit about whoever they're talking about, calling them a nobody or a has-been).

Guy 1: "Wow. McGregor got mauled, huh?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Fuck you, dude. He's still top 3 in MY books."

pissrandom

(noun): a derogatory term for an unskilled player, used primarily by members of the League of Legends community; a contraction of 'pisslow random'

pisslow (adj.): describes a player with a low 'elo' rating (i.e. a poor competitor)

random (noun): a player unknown to the community (i.e. someone entirely unremarkable)

So if we combine those terms, a 'pissrandom' is somebody who's too bad at the game for anybody to have heard about him/her.

Why is this pissrandom dying 1v1 and then pinging me?

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