Presenex

A term for an attractive middle-aged man.

Derived from the words "pre" meaning not yet and "senex" meaning elderly man.

Person one: Did you see the new teacher they hired?
Person two: Yeah, he's a real presenex.

Kendall

GOD AMONGST MEN!!!!!!!! THE COOLEST PEOPLE YOU'LL EVER KNOW ARE KENDALLS!!!!!!!!

Kendall: breathes

Unsuspecting victim: HOLY SHIT IM ON MY KNEES BRGGING FOR YOU TO JUST LOOK AG ME HOLY FUCK I LOVE KENDALL AWOOOGA AWOOOGA