Penis Seggs Man

He haunts you for life.
If he finds you you'll never run away from him.
He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.

You: "You seen John anywhere?"
Guy: "I'm afraid he was a victim to the Penis Seggs Man...."

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