Lience

Fake science with a hidden agenda, often political or corporate in nature. It is often used to increase profits or push political ideologies through deeply biased scientific studies.

"Hello my coloured friend, did you hear that 97% of people never cheat in their lifetimes?"
"Nigga, that's some lience right there. I cheated on myself last week foo."

Twiberal

A Twitter leftist liberal.

"Ay homes, I got canceled by a Twiberal."
"Damn bro, what did you do homes?"
"I said my barn is right-leaning! I just haven't gotten around to fixin' it yet..."

French Popsicle

When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.

"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"