high-fiving yul brenner

Male masturbation

Little Jimmy's mother caught him from "high-fiving Yul Brenner" again.

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bocked

1. To have been unknowingly volunteered or committed to a task or job that is not feasible.

2. To accomplish a major task only to have someone else take the credit.

3. Having the feeling that you have been violated by a sycophant.

1. I was "bocked" into redesigning the entire user database because someone wanted the columns named "prettier".

2. I worked an entire year on a project that made $8,000,000,000 only to be "bocked" by that suck-up who promptly received a bonus for the work "he" did.

3. After being "bocked" by nut-breath, I felt the need to take a long shower.

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Macgyver

Someone who can jump-start a truck with a cactus.

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hacker

Someone with poor or undeveloped skills. Often mistakenly used to describe criminals (computer "hackers" broke into the mainframe).

By shooting 123 on the front nine, Julio proved to be a true "hacker" on the putt-putt course.

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crotch crickets

crabs

Dat ho be got dem crotch crickets

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Frontal Ass

Frontal Ass is a condition that evolves from FUPU Fat Upper Pussy/Penial Area}inwhich the frontal upper pussy area has gone beyond just being a little chubby and not has taken on and ass like shape. Thus, Frontal Ass

Check that Frontal Ass on that ho . . can't tell if dat bitch is walking front way or back way

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wing gal

Similar to the word Wing man but it's a babe. This is in no way an escort service. The Wing Gal is to provide a man with a female companion as an icebreaker to meeting other women.

with my wing girl running icebreaker I'm sure to land that

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