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bigger better deal

A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.

Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the bigger better deal, girl!

by YumiSpewns November 26, 2014

22πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


FBBF

Achronym for Furball Best Friend; A well fawned of friend, when at rest, resembles a ball of fur.

My dog, Gizmo is my FBBF.

by YumiSpewns May 28, 2010

30πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


BBD

BBD - an acronym for "Bigger Better Deal". A term basically used when a man or woman temporarily makes due with someone as his or her mate, while actually still in search for a mate that bares superior superficial qualities for an ideal lover.

Shelly don't tell me, you've finally settled already? You just put yourself out there! You have to take your time to score the BBD, girl!

by YumiSpewns September 29, 2010

275πŸ‘ 162πŸ‘Ž


peekaboo-abs

an abdominal condition in which one's abs can only be seen if in the flexed position or state, then disappear when relaxed.

Man, I think I need to start reducing my beer intake, or switch over to the light calorie crap; my six pack is now their substandard version of peekaboo-abs!

by YumiSpewns October 14, 2011

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


passhole aggressive

Coined from the terms of asshole and passive aggressive. The behavior that is exhibited by someone who is dissatisfied, uncooperative or unhappy but who doesn't want to be overtly mean or rude to the person who instigated their behavior. Instead the person just subtly behaving in a contrary way and not confronting the problem directly, he or she will be more likely to pass on their rage onto a innocent bystander.

It looks like Jacob is in his passhole aggressive mode again. After Sheila broke up with him, he unfriended 3 friends on Facebook, and not any of them have a clue as to why.

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

5πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


ariolalignment

When a female's nipples are well aligned with one another, where as an offset ariolalignment is likely symptomatic of a botched breast augmentation. Term coined from ariola (term for nipple) and alignment (in correct, appropriate relative position).

Dude! How can you stand watching that crass type of pornography? I mean just look at that woman! Her ariolalignment is completely off; each nipple is pointing to polar opposites of the earth! Seriously, I bet she had her boobjob done behind a Chunky Cheese!

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014


bit-hoe

A female who posts an online dating profile which obviously indicates her intentions in finding a mate that receives a bigger paycheck than herself. Coined from the terms bitcoin and hoe. (Also see bitwhore.)

Don't bother emailing her, she's obviously a bit-hoe! Reason one, she stated on her page twice that she's looking for someone who is "ambitious," which we all know is code word for "got bank!" Reason two, she indicated that her salary is $35,000-50,000, and yet she has selected in her preferences, that she's only interested in someone who makes $50,000 or higher; a profile resounding with earmarks of a bit-hoe, if I've ever seen one!

by YumiSpewns December 5, 2014

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž