masturbation

Something a man has no choice to resort to when most of the women he messes with:

a.) are at work
b.) are at school
c.) don't feel like fucking
d.) don't feel like PICKING UP THE GOD DAMNED PHONE!!!!

No examples for masturbation needed! You know damn well what I'm talking about, and if not, TOO GOD DAMNED BAD!

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skinny

The type of women that:

.Hollywood says is 100 lbs and NO MORE!! So basically the sick sons of bitches in Hollywood like their women to NOT EAT GOOD or better yet STARVE TO DEATH!!! The exact opposite of "THICK!"

.can easily expose their ribcage when lying FLAT ON THEIR BACK!!!!!

.are in Hip-Hop videos, covers of Sports Illustrated SWIMSUIT EDITION, covers of PLAYBOY MAGAZINE, etc *pukes.

Some random cat from Mississippi: Ay mane, down hyuh we like our women fed off cawrnbread, cabbage, sweet potato pie, and collard greens! Ya'll feedin' them hoes in Cali the gawddamn leftovas wit dey skinny azz.

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