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Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore itâs referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
When you go so deep in a females vajoober with your fist that itâs like a punching bag, therefore fisty mcbeef punch!
Me: Hey bro my tinder date let me freak and fisty mcbeef punch her!
Friend: No way! I wish I could be like Rocky Balboa and do that!
When you find your broâs girl on tinder so you play tinder police and expose that dumb broad.
Me: Hey bro last night I turned on the speed burner and was swiping and found your bitch on tinder. So I decided to catch her and play tinder police!
James: Really bro? I know I shouldâve took my pop tarts and ran from that fucking grenade.