1. A slang phrase for "suck a dick" or "perform oral sex on a man."
2. To apply excessive saliva to a whale penis (see "dork" in dictionary)
1. Kathy was on a dry streak of five months and was just dying to schlorp a dork.
2. After Amanda was thrown overboard, she schlorped so much dork that 50% of the ocean became comprised of whale ejaculate.
3. John: "I hate you."
Todd: "Go schlorp a dork, John."
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