chimpanzeed

Someone who has been attacked by a chimpanzee, has been Chimpanzeed. The verb form of the noun, chimpanzee

Dude, I was trying to feed the goats, but then I got Chimpanzeed.

robofetishist

A Robofetishist is a person who is aroused by mechanical objects, but mainly robots and automatic mechanical objects. Many people named "Rob" are robofetishists, hey, its in the word.

He says he likes Starwars because of the plot, but we know its just because he's a Robofetishist
OR
Rob engaged in intercourse with his toaster last night, we all knew he was going to be a robofetishist.